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Saturday, December 20, 2008

Yasha / 夜叉



Ok, so I said I'd watch Green Rose ...
Not that I don't want to, or even that I won't watch it!
I just saw the word Yasha when I opened Mysoju, and decided that staring at someone as incredibly hottt as Ito might be worth my while.
So, all day (and night) yesterday, I watched Yasha.

I became dead-tired around 9:30 pm, but I only had about six episodes to go, so I decided to stick it out and watch the entire, ten episodes before I crashed for the night.
I'm glad that I did, too.

For YEARS, Yasha's storyline didn't appeal to me.
This JDorama came out back in 2000, and even though Hideaki Ito is the star, (and as twins, no less!) I just, didn't think that I'd like watching anything as far-fetched and gruesome as genetically altered ... well, Yasha people roaming the earth, doing despicable things because they are conceived in a petrie dish, and therefore have no soul or conscience.

The storyline turned out to be fascinating, though.
(Why have I not learned by now to simply TRUST the powers that be in Japanese cinema to fascinate the hell out of me, regardless of the storyline, genre, or even characters?)

Sting's Desert Rose was completely apropos for this drama, and I also liked the soma.fm-esque Drone Zone music in-between.

This guy appeared at the end of beginning credits (if that makes any sense), and for the first, few episodes I couldn't figure out who it was, or why they had to show him.
It still looks nothing like Ito to me, but I began to wonder if it might, not be Moichi, the pianist?
Sei never wore a white coat ... unless it's a lab jacket?
I think the guy has glasses on though, and I'm sure it has to be Ito's character, but I just, don't see it.



I especially liked the piano tune that Sei's surrogate mother taught Moichi (Kashiwabara Shuji, 柏原収史).

It's super-pretty, but of course, I'll NEVER find out what it is, let alone who performed it ... because since 2000, no one has posted a reply to the dozens of questions regarding that particular piece of music!!!

Sei (Hideaki Ito) is a genetically cloned ... human,

Good Clone Sei



and Rin is his nine-month apart twin, also cloned at the same genetic lab.

Bad Clone Rin


Sei lives with his surrogate mother, and his best friend is Moichi, a blind boy with a natural talent for the piano.



When Sei is twelve, the genetic lab that created him tries to take him back, and in the process, his surrogate mother is killed (or so we think for the next, few episodes).

At age twenty, Sei returns to Japan, and he meets his twin, Rin, at a new-age nightclub.

Now, ... this is where the storyline did a weird twist on me ...

It was revealed late in the drama that both Sei AND Rin were conceived of the ovary and sperm of Sei's surrogate mother and Rin's adoptive father.
So, does this really qualify as genetic cloning, and how could their cells die early if they are, in fact, of two, human beings?
It was pointed out numerous times (perhaps so we wouldn't forget) that Sei is an uber-genius, with the highest IQ possible, the quickest reflexes known to man, and with the ability to hear and see at great distances.
THESE traits were ... added to the fertilization process, and both Sei and Rin are of equal genetic make-up as well as phenomenal, human capabilities.

Sei finds out that his mother is still alive, and that Rin's father loved the woman deeply.
Still, Rin's father is the mad scientist type who works with a warped Congressman to help 'balance' the already dwindling population of Japan by spreading these lethal viruses that infect everyone, but that only kill off ... undesirables, like old people and unintelligent folk (like me).

People that think this way make me nervous for a number of valid reasons, and Yasha made me naturally curious about the Rhysyn (sp) thingy that occurred in that country, killing all those innocent people on the subway train in Tokyo.

I know ... turns out it was a wack-job from a cult, but still ...

Sei is the good clone, and Rin is the bad clone, but not because the scientists injected a bad boy gene into Rin's petrie dish.
He's not supposed to be human, but Sei is traumatized by the shooting death of his mother, and Rin is jealous of the fact that the surrogate mother cared so much for Sei.
So, Rin is on the side of the wipe-em-out-with-deadly-viruses plan and Sei is against it.


This guy was smokin' hot, but I have no idea who he is.
He came in toward the middle of the drama, as the son of the woman that carried Rin's cloned cell, and she died after giving birth to him.
So, I don't know if this qualifies them as brothers in any way, and even though the hotty knew that Rin was the reason for his mother's death, he still sided with Rin and even became his sex partner toward the end of the drama.

I felt that Rin was the hotter Ito Hideaki character,



but as this drama unfolded, I began to dig them both equally for their raw sex appeal.



Ito has got it goin' ON, and I just wish that Japan would relax their copyright laws, because I really want to see EVERYTHING that Ito has starred in!
And ... what is the deal about BUYING these things online?
I can't, even find his dramas or movies on Amazon, so what gives?
Japan only wants people from their own country to watch their dramas & movies, is that it?

I did, happen to find a movie he stars in ... Kodoku no kake 孤独の賭け.
I hope that it arrives before my Christmas break from school ends.

Yasha also starred the equally HOTTT Abe Hiroshi as Sei's terminator-type bodyguard.



This guy is HUGE compared to all of the other actors in this drama!
He seemed to tower over even Ito!
Ito is 182cm and Abe is 189cm tall.
Ito is nearly 5 feet 10 inches tall, while Abe is 6 feet 2 inches tall.
Both numbers are unusually high for Japanese men, and I don't think that Abe is of a mixed origin, either, like our dashing Hideaki Ito, with his smoldering, Portuguese blood pulsing through his red-hot veins.

I leave you with lots of pretty pictures from the drama, and a trailer for the drama at the end.












Kingdom of the Winds / 바람의 나라









Opening Credits





First Episode





The Love Story





Cast Interview





Kick-ass Episode 12.2


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Friday, December 19, 2008

My (me) Time



Today is the unexpected but first day of my Christmas break from work (school), thanx to an anticipated snow storm that promised (and then actually DID deliver) more than ten inches of snow.
It's only two o'clock in the afternoon, and the storm has now passed, though the prognosticators DID say it would end at four p.m.
At least THAT much is true about the meteorologists ability to predict accurately about mother nature.


It isn't until next Thursday that I have to be back in the city, visiting with relatives for the holiday, and that makes me even happier.
Perhaps I'm at a crossroads in my life, I can't be too sure, but I don't miss my family the same way that I don't miss the fuss & bother that goes with the season.
Shopping is much, more fun online than at a crowded mall.
Sending an e-mail once in awhile, to ask about the in-laws or nieces & nephews is more informative & relaxing than being there and seeing/hearing it all for real.
Whatever the case, I value & appreciate my alone time, and maybe because I teach third grade, I know how priceless even a few moments of absolute silence can be.


Anyway, my plan is to hunker down for the next, several days (and nights, no doubt) watching Green Rose.
I know, this is a Korean drama from 2005, and the entire world has already watched it ... but, not me.

Isn't this pretty?
Green Rose is one of those dramas that I never watched because at the time, I wasn't interested in anyone other than Kim Nam-jin, so I spent all my time, effort, and $$$ on his and Jordan Chan's DVDs.
Go Soo is handsome I guess, and though she starred alongside Kim Nam-jin in 1,000 Years of Love, I cannot recall Lee Da Hae, but now I know her from East of Eden.
Lee Jong Hyuk is good-looking!
I haven't seen any of his dramas or movies, though.

I downloaded the OST to Green Rose, and it's very pretty, so maybe that's what got me so interested in the drama?
I also haven't had the time or the inclination to watch a 20 episode drama from Korea, because in all honesty, I prefer Japanese & Hong Kong movies anymore.
I began my love of all things Asian with Hong Kong flicks that starred Jordan Chan, and after ten years, I suppose I've just come full-circle is all.
I've got until January 7th, though!
Plenty of time to watch a K-drama and not feel as if I just robbed myself of what precious, little alone time I have in actuality.


Last year at this time, I had every intention of writing my story for the entire length of Christmas break, and then, two days before I had to return to work, I wrote a blog entry lamenting my wasted vacation time having spent it joining web sites, creating web pages, and chatting with friends online via MSN instead of spending even one hour on my story.
This year, I thought that if I did the blog first, when the vacation break comes to an end, I can read it again and see if I actually followed through with a plan already written in stone so to speak.

We'll see what actually transpires between now and January 7th.



미녀는 괴로워 - 200 Pounds Beauty - Mi-nyeo-neun Goi-ro-wa





FINALLY ... another Korean Drama that I like!

And boy, did I worry about choosing to watch this one, believe me.

I'm not fat, and I'm not ugly, either ... but, if I had to live in a place like Korea, or Japan, or Taiwan, or maybe, even Hong Kong, I think I'd probably stick out like a sore thumb ~ and for more than just my Western appearance.
The natives would probably think that I'm fat, too.
IF I was to believe that what I see on these dramas and in their movies is the gospel-truth in their so-called reality, that is.
ARE all Asians that hung-up on looks, pencil-thin figures, and Gucci handbags?

Such a pathetic & unobtainable existence would be a logical explanation for the high suicide rates in that part of the world, no doubt.

Wow ... an actual reason to like where I live for a welcome change!
Guys here (and elsewhere, I know) like a woman with curves ... but, if I am to believe what I see from Asian cinema, then Asian men don't like it at all.
More's the pity!

Anyway ... 200lb Beauty was funny, interesting, and (surprise, surprise) CREDIBLE in a far-fetched kind of way.
It's about Han-na (Kim Ah-joong) (김아중), who sings behind the scenes for a witchy chick named Ami, a famous singer who can't, actually sing, so she lip-syncs to Han-na's beautiful voice.
She's gorgeous though, so that's all that matters in Korea (apparently).

Anyway, Han-na is really funny, and UNlike my Korean counterparts, I'd like to have her for a friend!
She's gentle, kind, considerate, and has a cute sense of humor.
The scenes with her doggy, Lovie, are priceless.

So, Han-na's got a big crush on our ever-present hot-bod, Sang Jun (Joo Jin-mo) (주진모).




Sang-jun is a producer, apparently living with Ami, but he treats her like shit, while he placates and smiles in the presence of Han-na (who is always forced to hide behind the scenes during Ami's concerts).



It was difficult to figure out just how he really felt about our obese Han-na at the beginning of this movie, and because he treated her so nice, I almost couldn't believe what I was hearing while he spoke with the viscious Ami in the 'ladies room' ... um ...
I never get that either, but ... Han-na was on the toilet, and unbeknownst to the two, guilty parties, they stood nearby, arguing about his true feelings for Ms. Han-na.
He said that Ami has no talent, but is gorgeous, and that Han-na has a lot of talent but is hideously ugly.

Of course, this hurts Han-na's feelings and breaks her heart, so she decides then and there to change, as it were.




This scene must have made the cutting room floor ...



...because I only recall her meeting with this guy while she was still obese, and it was really funny, too.
She went to this man for help with her unrequited love, and he gave her an amulet, to be sown inside Sang-jun's shirt, to make him love her as much as she loves him.
Was he the one that told her about Hakuna Matata? I don't think so, but that was a driving force behind Han-na's desire to become the woman that she figured Sang-jun wanted her to be.

I'm not saying that Joo Jin-mo isn't attractive, because he is in a typical, Korean actor way.



But, as with most Korean dramas & movies that I've watched over the years, it always makes me wonder how anyone has the right to judge anyone else, because 9 times out of 10, it's nothing more than ...


...a matter of opinion.

Han-na has a friend, Kim Hyeon-sook (김현숙), a back-up singer who isn't, exactly Korean-expectations gorgeous, or Korean-expectations stick-figure thin, either, and yet she still manages to surpass Han-na in the looks department because her weight & appearance aren't as obvious as Han-na's, (um, I guess).

Hey ... there was this really funny song that she (Han-na as the metamorphed Jenny) sings, and the lyrics are "...Maria, Ave Maria" but, it's a pop tune!
So, singing about the Blessed Virgin Mary is in over there?
Translated from Latin, it's "...Mary, Hail Mary"
???

Jenny (Han-na's alter-ego) retains her sweet nature while trying to accept the fact of her newly created, plastic image.
Again, I got a kick out of the dialogue about plastic surgery in that country.
Is everyone that wealthy, that they can get nose, eye, chin, cheek, boob, and butt jobs at will?
Hmmm ... I always wanted to try liposuction for my won't-go-away tummy.
Is it cheap over there?

Anyway, the difference between a man's opinion versus a woman's opinion on this topic makes me laugh, then sigh as I shake my head in utter dismay at the complete lack of character being displayed for the whole world to see.
Someone needs to explain to a clueless person like me how an entire race of people have come to the questionable conclusion that looks tell the whole story.
Personally, I've been labeled as a party-hearty gal, a wild-child nightclub hopper, and a miserable bitch.
Reality is, I can't drink even if I wanted to (deathly allergic to something in liquor, wine puts me to sleep almost immediately, and beer gives me an awful hangover).
The last time that I visited a nightclub was when I was still in college.
As for the bitch thing ... it's because I'm a deep thinker, so 99% of the time, when you see me, I'm frowning at the ground as I walk slowly, wondering about this or that.
If I had a buck for every time that someone has said, "...man, I used to think you were a stuck-up bitch!"

Having experienced things like this a majority of my life, I guess it's easy to understand why I don't like it when anyone else judges a book by it's cover.
It's wrong, it's immature, and it's groundless.
There are billions of individuals in this world, and all of them have something interesting to say, something unique to share, and something of value to the rest of society ... regardless of what your opinion of their looks is, too.
We can blame magazines, television, and the media for our warped perspective, but the truth of the matter is, our parents neglected to build our character when we were toddlers.
What difference does it make if a super-model graces the cover of Vogue, and you wish that you could wear the dress she has on?
Is it that earth-shattering to accept the fact that as hard as you wish for something to be so, it'll not happen that the uber-perfect man of your dreams gallops toward you on a white steed, sweeps you off your clumsy feet, and whisks you off to his sand castle in the sky?
Grow up already, get a clue, and LISTEN to what people have to say for a welcome change.
Close your deceptive eyes if you must, but give your ears, your HEART, and your soul a chance to do the work for a change, and see if you don't begin to look at the world in a different light.
Heck ... you might, actually find what you're really looking for, and wouldn't that be a shocking change from so-called reality.

Jenny lost her way, and then she found herself a second, and more meaningful time when she realized that her friends & family (those that supported Han-na) were far, more important to her than success, acceptance, or even the love of a gorgeous man.




She admits to her superficial fans that she's not whom she appears to be, and that she can't go on with the lie.
The concert-goers encourage her to sing, and afterwards, Jenny is replaced by the new and (ahem) improved Han-na.

200 Pounds Beauty is a cute, Korean movie, but the hype surrounding it (it's now a musical) eludes me still.
It wasn't that great ... was it?



GTO: The Movie



Release Date: 1999
Stars: Takashi Sorimachi as Onizuka Sensei

Ah ... to have had a Sensei that looked even REMOTELY as hot as this!



There is another GTO Movie out there, released in 2007, that I have not seen yet.
I don't know why, but Japan seems to have some sort of game going, where depending on your agent, an actors work is either up for grabs the world over, or locked in some secret vault that even the president of Fujisankai doesn't know exists.

Take Hideaki Ito for example. I don't know why, or what the big deal is, but unless you're lucky (or savvy ~ as the case may be) enough to live in Japan, it's virtually impossible to find his modeling images online, let alone any of the DVD's that he's made over the years (like, an entire DECADES' worth)!
Just to look at his pictures on his official website, costs $$$ !!!
Check this out!!

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メンバー登録をすると、伊藤英明オフィシャルサイトでしか手に入らない情報をたくさんゲットできちゃう!

メンバー入会ページはコチラ!

「HIDEAKI.com」メンバー登録は有料です。ご利用料金:月額525円(税込)ですべてのコンテンツをご利用いただけます。
詳しい内容は、コチラをご覧ください。

Registration

Joined to the official site only Hideaki Ito will not get a lot of information can get out!

Members Join page here!

"HIDEAKI.com" There is a fee for registered members. Your rate: 525 per month (tax included), all of the content available.
For more details, please visit here.


That's $5.88 a month US, but STILL ...

So, while watching the original GTO was not a problem, and the Anime series is up for grabs wherever you look ... I suppose the second GTO Movie will remain elusive (to me) for the time being.

I haven't read the Manga,



and I can't STAND Anime,


but the movie GTO was good.
Better than expected.
I just wish I had remembered to screen-capture the lovely and docile Patricia while I was watching, because she was absolutely adorable!
Ok ... I opened the file again, just to get her image for this blog.



Onizuka Sensei is a nomadic educator with a shady past, and his specialty is helping certain students that seem on the verge of mental, social, or personal suicide, as the case may be.
Perhaps reading the Manga would make this type of premise a lot more interesting (to me), but I watch dramas & movies from Asia for the eye candy, NOT the content.




GTO is Japanese though, which means I got a double-dose of fun!
Eye candy AND a good time story-wise!

Today was supposed to be the last day of school before Christmas break, but everyone knew that a snow storm was approaching, (including moi), so I stayed up really late last night to watch GTO. I nearly fell asleep in the middle, but NOT because the movie was a bore (I was just, really tired).

The annoying, little girl bugged the daylights out of me, and I became frustrated when they kept trying to drive home the point that no one liked her, when ... DUH! She acts like a total twerp, so what the heck ELSE should she expect from those around her??
THEN, the Japanese twist ...
The metaphorical hot air balloons came into play, and the flashback to her childhood almost made me cry.

GOT IT!!!

I love to read Manga, and after watching this movie, I'm probably going to spend another, couple hundred bucks reading GTO, but that's ok by me!

I leave you with a few, more images of our luscious sensei Onizuka, Takashi Sorimachi, WHOM btw is reported to be UNattractive by some women, if you can believe that!
I think he's GORGEOUS ... what about you?




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