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Sunday, April 03, 2011

Antique / アンティーク



Despite the fact this had such a great (somewhat anyway) cast, I can't go any farther than 3 fairies for this one.

This is the original, live-action version of the Korean hit movie that started out as Manga, turned Anime, and then became this ... an eleven-episode drama from back in 2001.

The storyline was somewhat the same as that of the Korean version, but they did not play up the fact of Naohito-kun's gayness, Taki-boy's over-enthusiasm, nor the unsolved mystery surrounding the leading rich man's kidnapping.

I'll hazard a guess it was a sign of the times and leave it at that.

Still, this version managed to drag me in and keep me watching for the duration, and about half-way through, I totally forgot about the Korean version to enjoy what the Japanese had to offer.

I was just grateful this was finally uploaded at aznv.tv (a mere twelve days ago).

Here are some screen captures for your enjoyment:


























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Hatachi no Kekkon / 20歳の結婚

Married At 20


2000 JDorama that I watched because of Sakaguchi Kenji, and then when Oshio Manabu made the scene, I was like ... dayum!

Course, this was back in the day, when Japanese men were hunkdafied and grass-grazing wasn't the thing to do just yet.

Other than that, though, this was a rapid-paced, LOUD drama filled with eleven episodes of shouting, fighting, chasing, hating, head-bashing, and name calling I could have done without tyvm.

There was even a Gyaru chick in this one, and I think that must be how the helium voice thang made its debut over there, I can't be too sure.

Anyway, Yuka played the leading lady - a funny-face chick with an annoying voice, annoying habits, a hatred for her wayward father, and self-appointed holier-than-thou mannerisms that went above and beyond the irritating spectrum of things.

Again, I get the impression from posts and blogs that she's 'all that', but to me, she was unattractive and had a strange mouth.


She's being a bitch on her twentieth birthday while her girlfriends are having fun at a carnival, and she ends up riding that Yokahama ferris wheel with omo, OMO Manabu's character.

Turns out her gardener father has brought the guy back from Southeast Asia and wants him to work on their landscaping farm.

That's when Kenji-kun's character appears, and disappointment #2 is when he sports a disgusting goatee.

He's got an unrequited thing going for our leading lady's older sister; a slut who flits from wrong man to wrong man while stringing along our robust yet patient Kenji-san's character.

Their younger brother plays the guitar and wants to be a rock star - which was annoyance #3 for me in that I was under the misguided assumption that this was going to be about kids starting up a band and making it big when NO such thing even occurred.

All this was was a bunch of heated debate about who loves whom, who is loyal to whom, and what is right versus what is wrong, and if it wasn't for Manabu-kun, I would not have wasted my time.

僕だけのマドンナ / Boku Dake no Madonna

You Are My Only Madonna


2004 JDorama that stars Hideaki Takizawa as Suzuki Kyouichi, a college-age boy anxious to leave his home & family and set out on his own.

To Kyouichi, his father is a wimp who lets his wife and oldest daughter run the show; leaving our poor, defenseless Kyouichi to have to pick up the slack.

The first day he moves into his own apartment, however, the strange but interesting neighbors come out of the woodwork to pester him as much as his family did back home.

On campus, he discovers to his utter dismay that the pretty girl he's been running with since the beginning of the semester actually doesn't want anything to do with him anymore because ... as she put it bluntly and right to his face, "You're boring."

Taki-boy as Suzuki Kyouichi


I suppose he could be considered boring; but mainly on the quiet/thought side and not because he isn't an interesting character.

He's a wannabe Architect with dreams of building homes, not houses - which oddly enough is what his father does for a living - designs homes.

At about the same time our hapless Kyouichi lands a to-die-for summer intern position with a prestigious architect firm, he comes home to find a beautiful stranger in his room.

She makes no bones about her having broken in, and she even explains how she is there to spy on an ex-lover who happens to live across the alley, and that his apartment is directly in line with Kyouichi's window.

She mooches off him, drinks all his beer, and helps herself to the 7-11 meals he buys for himself while our defenseless Kyouichi can only 'think' of the right things to say & do but not, actually come right out with it the way she can.

He's also been instantly taken by her beauty and therefore has no guts.

She's older than he is, she isn't college educated, and she doesn't have a family background that is oh, so important to an Asian man in the market for a wife.

We also discover that the man she's spying on is the same man Kyouichi is working for that summer, and with each promise she makes him keep, the helpless soul sinks deeper and deeper into a depression of sorts; not knowing which way for his heart or his shattered mind to turn.

Naturally, because he is suddenly seen alongside someone so attractive, the snooty college chick decides Kyouichi isn't as bad as she first made him out to be, and now she wants him back - which, of course, only adds to the utter confusion our handsome Kyouichi is already suffering through.

Despite all this, the neighbors sharing the same, small apartment as him are always there to lend a helping hand (which never seems quite as helpful as they'd like Kyouichi to think) - but with each episode, he gains more in the way of self-awareness in order to get a better grip on his confusing emotions.

Should he forsake the beautiful woman in order to remain trustworthy to his boss?

Can he dump the idea of getting it on with the beautiful woman in order to appease his flippant, ex-girlfriend?

Will he follow the heart he's just discovered and ignore the societal wishes about finding someone more in line with his station in life?

Was being repressed at home by a domineering mother and pushy sister better or worse than the life he is currently forced to have to live?

WERE his parents and siblings the type of people he had always assumed them to be?

I think you'll enjoy Doku Dake no Madonna as much as I did, so if you haven't already, give it a go and see if you don't have an interesting, if not charmed time.

무림여대생 / Murim yeodaesaeng

My Mighty Princess

2008 Korean movie that stars Shin Min a (So hwi), On Ju wan (Il young), and Yu geon (Jun mo) in a sort a sci/fi, fantasy type story about the daughter of highly gifted and quite secret-society martial arts parents.

So hwi is as talented as her parents and has learned from her father the secrets of her late mother's sword-play.

Her super-human strength turns off the boys her age, which depresses her so she decides to give up being unlike all the other girls and tries acting like everyone else so she can win the heart of a new boy on campus (who happens to have a mother-complex crush on an older woman).

Meanwhile, something in the secret martial arts world is afoot, and her father's friends are being defeated one by one by the evil Heuk bong, who is determined to become master of the martial arts society.

An old acquaintance of So hwi appears for whatever reason,

On Ju wan as Il young


and though Il young is adorable in a sexy-boyish kind of way, she shows no interest and continues to try winning the attention of the hot hockey player, Jun mo, who thinks she is as strange as everyone else does.

Il young's skills are on par with So hwi's, but she has a special talent that no one aside from her late mother can possess.

When her father ends up getting seriously hurt by the bad guy, So hwi reluctantly but inevitably discards her personal emotions for hockey hotty in order to avenge her father.

There is a lot of wire-fu and nonsense involved, along with some pretty hilarious scenes, but there is also a latent love story that kind of took me by surprise and made me realize how silly I'd behaved at the beginning of this good movie.

I recommend this to anyone in need of a chance to escape the ordinary and get lost for a few hours in attractive fantasy with slightly dark undertones.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Katagoshi no Koibito / 肩ごしの恋人

Over-the-Shoulder Lover



Summer, 2007, JDorama that was a romantic comedy about two thirty-ish females with opposite personalities who, despite that fact, have been life-long friends.

Hayasaka Moe (Yonekura Ryoko) was raped and now has this sub-conscious aversion to commitment, and with little faith in men.

She's a working chick at a cross-roads in her life when a sixteen-year old runaway (Sano Kazuma as Akiyama Takashi) enters her life in the most unexpected way and ends up living with her in a platonic fashion for the most part even though he's instantly infatuated with the tall beauty who likes to drink, smile, and bear the brunt of everything bad that comes her way.

I especially liked the way her life actually came full-circle, but I'm not sure many noticed or even cared about that interesting yet realistic twist to the plot.

Her ditzy friend, Takaoka Saki as Murono Ruriko, begins the show by introducing that ear-piercing, helium-sucking whine of an Asian female voice tone that made me want to pick something else to watch ... but, I just covered my ears instead and decided to bear with it since I knew she wasn't the star and might not be onscreen for a majority of the nine instead of eleven episodes.

WRONG!

Still, the bar scenes where she gets drunk and acts like a total ass-bitch were tolerable because by then, I was sucked in completely and wanted to find out what would happen to each of the interesting characters.

Ruriko gave the impression of being a mindless twit with nothing but her looks to sustain a shallow presence in life, but she sometimes said things that actually made sense or caused our doubtful Moe to think twice about what she was currently undergoing.

Ruriko truly believed that marriage was the answer to all of life's woes; especially for a woman, and that Moe needed to figure that out if she wanted to find happiness.

Moe wasn't totally against marriage or dating even, and she had indiscriminate sex rather frequently for a former rape victim - but, I guess that could be beside the point, who knows.

What she couldn't do start to finish was to commit, and that was what this drama was about - commitment.

She lived in a totally cool apartment despite her meager income and the eventual loss of her go-nowhere job, but I didn't mind.

She hooked up with a hot guy who attended Ruriko's wedding, had sex with him that afternoon, and then kept meeting with him even after discovering he was married.

He introduced her to two, interesting characters at a gay bar in a gay district of Tokyo, and one of the gays was Ryo (Kaname Jun) - a brooding, young man who worked at a porn shop up the street.

The other guy, Bun-chan (Ikeuchi Hiroyuki), owned the bar, and even though he carried his military service with him; wearing fatigues and keeping his head shaven, he had a nasty thang for the guy Moe seduced, leaving the viewer to wonder for a few episodes if he was bi.

I'll let y'all find out the truth on your own.

Ruriko finds out that her husband is having an affair with a nasty piece of work from the office, and at first she's willing to make concessions for his behavior, but eventually, her third marriage ends in divorce.

She moves in with Moe and run-away Akiyama Takashi, but it seems imperative that we sort out their lives: finding a man for Moe, returning Ruriko to her wayward hubby, and forcing Takashi to see the error of his childish, misguided ways.

When Ruriko finds out about Ryo, it is then that she decides she wants nothing more to do with her cheating husband, but Ryo isn't going to change his ways for the whining, pushy female and remains as gay as the day is long despite Ruriko's annoying efforts to work on him her female charms.

Does the handsome, wealthy man forsake his snobbish, wealthy wife for Moe?

Does Ruriko return to her repentant hubby?

Will Takashi ever figure out what life is all about and do the right thing?

WHO is the father of Moe's baby?????????????????

I liked Katagoshi no Koibito, and I think you will, too.

Guilty / Akuma to Keiyakushita Onna

ギルティ 悪魔と契約した女



Fall to Winter, 2010, Mystery/Suspense JDorama that starred Kanno Miho as Nogami Meiko and Tamaki Hiroshi as Mashima Takuro, with Meiko being a mild-mannered dog groomer with a curious past and Takuro being a detective on the hunt for a criminal.

At age seventeen, and while still in high school, Meiko was accused of lacing some chocolates with poison that killed her brother-in-law and his son.

Stranger still, no one, not even her mother or older sister took her side, and even her appointed attorney turned a blind eye to the truth or her desperate pleas for justice.

She spent nearly twenty years behind bars and emerged with vengeance on her mind while also conveniently acquiring the pet grooming position at a posh shop run by a wealthy and charming woman in the city.

People left & right are committing suicide, and always is left behind a red envelope.

Our dashing detective has his own ghosts haunting him, though, and at the start of this spell-binder, he seems more preoccupied with his own, sordid past than with the current situation going on around him - especially in the office.

He lost his first partner in a gruesome manner, and shortly thereafter he ditched his hot, detective girlfriend to go it alone - always assuming he'll somehow manage to figure things out and return to who he once was before taking that next step and never succeeding without the help of those closest to him - namely, the chick he dumped to mope, and the brother of his deceased partner who is obviously just as anxious as the damaged detective to see justice prevail.

The drama makes no bones about revealing culprits right away, and even after hearing about the strange circumstances surrounding the inevitable incarceration of the seventeen-year old girl, the story never grew tedious or bothersome in the eleven episodes it took to weave this interesting and unusual tale.

There is romance involved, but not in typical mode, and it was easy to become drawn to each of the characters regardless of their good or evil roles, too.

The last, few episodes were what really worked for me and had me suspended in mid-air until the last, few frames, when I kinda-sorta knew and had a sneaking suspicion from about episode three onward that it would be the case, but was still surprised when the truth was finally revealed.

And, I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe that animals - dogs especially - will cuddle up to anyone with evil intent.

I just, don't buy it.

WATCH THIS ONE!

It's awesome.

3-Iron

Bin jip




2004 Korean movie that stars Lee Hyun kyoon as a drifter who posts circulars on doors and then returns to see which houses haven't touched them so he can break in, browse through their personal shit, eat their food, take some candid shots of him with the owners (via portraits he poses beside), and he maybe does some laundry for them before eventually leaving.

Aside from a few run-in's with the homeowners, this movie had little dialogue; not a bad thing considering the flow of the storyline and the simple fact that words weren't necessary - but, I think it's funny to note the fact that some of the 'critics' praising this film seemed insistent on mentioning the fact that the man who 'wrote' this movie only needs a few weeks, and that the entire film was shot within a month.

Um ~ yea, so without dialogue, it would stand to reason that ANY movie would take that long to shoot since no one has to memorize lines that they'll flub up?

Anyway, the last home our lead enters is a ritzy place owned by a grizzled, old man with a super-model for a wife whom he beats and berates to ... um, well, utter silence.

When the lead enters the house, he thinks its empty, but she's there, hiding in the bathroom in tears and likely contemplating her latest escape from the husband who just left on yet, another business trip.

Hyun kyoon's character is immediately taken by the woman of the house since her images are hung on most, every wall - and while she has figured out that there is a stranger lurking about, he continues on his appointed rounds - checking out the fridge, peeking into every room, and then pulling out his cell phone to take a picture of him standing beside a portrait of the beautiful lady of the house.



That night, after he takes a shower and washing his clothes in a bucket on the floor of the bathroom, he crawls into the master's bed naked, and with a picture of the wifey at his side - when he proceeds to ... well,




She says nothing, and he says nothing - but when the old man returns after his wife refuses to pick up his calls, the two flee and spend the rest of the movie sharing his vagrant routine - illegally entering unoccupied houses, rummaging through their belongings, eating their food, washing their clothes, and then taking pictures of themselves beside the family portraits.

The title of the movie comes from the fact that while Hyun kyoon's character was at the woman's mansion, he stole her husbands 3-Iron and from there, he drilled a hole into a golf ball, inserted a wire, and roped it around the trunks of trees to practice his swing.

During one of their street lay-overs between break-ins, he's practicing his swing when the ball leaves the wire, hitting the windshield of a nearby car and injuring the female passenger.

The Buddhist Zen factor enters the equation at this point, and I'm sure it was when a lot of viewers became confused or even annoyed with the rest of the plot, but that minor incident signaled the downfall of our Hyun kyoon's character.

The husband sics his dogs on the guy, the wife returns to the manse, and our lead hero ends up in jail, where he's brutally and mercilessly beaten by a heartless and unforgiving guard.

While in his bedless, toiletless cell, our main man becomes obsessed with his shadow and begins to practice steps that will eventually lead him to becoming nothing more than just that ... a shadow.

Upon his release, he returns to the homes he once broke into, and while no one can see him, his presence is still felt.

At last he returns to the woman's house and ... moves in.

She can see him, but her husband can't - and I think that is where the writer of this movie wants us to believe that the story remains: with the overbearing husband living with a shadow of a wife who is in love with ... a shadow of a man only she can see.

Since its release, this movie has garnered a lot of attention as well as critical acclaim from both sides of the globe, and while I remained anxious to watch ~ I kept putting it off for whatever reason until finally, I chose to take the plunge (last weekend).

Here in the States, it was shown at select theaters, and all of them the artsy sort located in upscale neighborhoods where doubtless 'educated' few went to see it and probably enjoyed it as well.

I didn't, though.

It was a disappointment after everything I read and heard about it, but that doesn't mean you won't like it - so, if you have a few hours to spare, give this one a chance and see what you think.
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