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Monday, January 18, 2010

Rondo / 輪舞曲 / 윤무곡 / Yunmugok



Rondo came out back in 2006 and it stars Takanouchi Yutaka as Nishijima Sho / Kanayama Takumi though I couldn't tell you why he's got two Japanese names, or why he kept telling everyone at the beginning of this 11-episode nail-biter that he was Korean (make that Corean).

The reason for my confusion is that this Japanese product with Korean dialogue was translated to ENGLISH by someone who is Chinese.

I know it was a great story with a lot of interesting twists & turns, and even a fair amount of realism mixed in with a boat-load of 'wtf' moments - but, it's drama and I'm over that far-fetched aspect of the game already.

I can tell you from experience that if I paid for this online and opened the box with anticipatory excitement, hoping to spend a few days glued to the laptop screen, I'd have been beyond disappointed and as pissed off as I was when I bought Kodoku no Kake and discovered to my utter dismay that the Japanese language was translated to English by a Chinese.

Maybe there are a new crop of bubble-gum chewing hair twisters in charge at aznv.tv that has caused the quality of the movies and dramas at that web site to slowly turn to crap, who knows.
Rondo was a garbled mess that made it extremely difficult to follow, much less enjoy or want to continue to watch ~ but watch it I did, and I'm glad I did despite the protest.

If I caught the 'whatever' translations correctly, it's about a boy whose father is a Japanese cop, and they are in Korea for some reason when terrorists blow up a hotel, killing his father and a few, other important characters you discover about later in the story.
Thus, our hero grows up to become a cop so that he can avenge (not REvenge) his father.



The Japanese and Korean names were translated to Chinese names, which is why I had so much trouble trying to figure out who was whom and what was what.
The grammar, time, and place translations left me baffled as well, so it's really hard for me to blog effectively about this, particular drama.
Trust me, though, it was worth the watch.

The other, difficult aspect about Rondo was the darkness ~ a cinematographic effect that is misused or over abused throughout.
Take, for instance, one of our villains, Hayami Mokomichi as an example:


Personally, I think he's slammin' hot with a terrific bod as well, but this was the best shot I could get of the guy, sad to say.
Every time he entered the picture as the son of a crazed, Japanese mogul out to destroy his country's economy, he was either in a cinematic blur, at a noisy nightclub with strobe lights ready to cause an epileptic fit, snippet scenes as he leaves a building surrounded by bodyguards, or in one of those stomach-turning spin effects.
Regardless, he was never in living color ~ always blues, greens, and darkness, and never on camera when it remained perfectly still so that the viewer could take the time to study him for even a half second.

Two Korean girls enter the picture at the start, arriving in Japan in search of their father.
Older sister is an accomplished violinist who gets conned out of a lot of pay after performing at a club, so she opens a restaurant instead (because it's just, so easy to do these things in an inflated economy country like Japan).
Younger sister has a bad heart (of course) but she helps out at the restaurant between pass-out sessions that cart her lame ass off to the hospital throughout the drama.
I can just imagine what she must have been thinking to get that part -
"Great, I get to spend all my time on my back in a hospital bed with a stupid oxygen mask over my face."

And, naturally, our hero meets noona when his puppy, Justice, escapes from an animal hospital a few blocks away from the 'just happened to be available for no money' restaurant.

Justice stole the show, too!


When Takanouchi crouched down to look underneath his bed and this face was staring back at him, I about died!
Whining, touching the screen, and then wanting a Boston Terrier of my own now.

You find out a lot of interesting shit about these, two girls later in the drama, and a lot more repeat about what a young Takumi went through before, during, and after his father died back in 1982.

The suspense builds when you don't know if his elder cop superior is on Takumi's side, yanking his chain, or messin' with the devil, so to speak.
Takumi has been working undercover as an infiltrated member of the gangland corporation king who is out to destroy Japan's economy, and you never know from one minute to the next when or if he will get popped ~ it's frustrating, to say the least.

Another thing that threw me was the fact that Eiji Wentz is supposed to be in this drama, yet I couldn't figure out who he portrayed.
Is it this guy?


He's supposed to be Toda Masata, but throughout the drama, the Chinese translator referred to him as Rolling Hills or Bus Stop, or whatever the Mandarin version of his Japanese name is.

I think it might be Wentz character, but it looks more like Sato Ryuta to me. Toward the end of Rondo someone shouted his name, and I saw clearly Masata on the screen, though. It's obvious someone screwed up somewhere, so whatever.

Anyway, he was another scene stealer, imho.
His hair, his freaky personality, and his great skill as an actor ~ talk about nail biting moments.
I never knew if he was a cop, just a bum looking to make good money, a friend of Takumi, or the dreaded enemy who would stab him in the back at a crucial, episode 9 moment, when all hell typically breaks loose anyhow.

Guess who else was in this??

Shin Hyun Jun

My hawkish buddy from Cain & Abel!
Mr. Tennis himself, and again ~ was he a baddie or a good-guy undercover?
At first, he was an absolute bastard who pissed me off BIG-time when he made it seem like he would rape our noona, and then he proceeds to have her newly established restaurant destroyed by his hoodlum buddies.
BAD MAN!
You never knew one minute to the next if he would cap Takumi's ass, either.
I was disappointed, hoping he wouldn't end up being type-cast as the hood throughout his career the way that his side-kick, So, is type-cast as the downtrodden orphan with no hope for success or happiness.


The only thing for certain in this drama was that Hayami played to the hilt thug oppressed by a domineering and vain father even if you couldn't see him in action AT ALL.
Personally, the best part about this dude is his natural ability to tower over everyone else in a scene.
It's hilarious and exhilarating at the same time.

Here are more pics from the drama:

The pissy-poor subtitles ~

what the hell is a stumer?

why I have no idea who Eiji's character is







At least you can see for yourself what you have to put up with when viewing this at aznv.tv anyhow.
AND proof positive of my dislike of the dark, blurred, and spin-effect aspects of the drama as well.
The camera never stood still unless someone had a gun in their hand, ready to pull the trigger.

Ok, I did a wth retake on this a few times before I finally said to hell with it, I'm gonna post this here and see if anyone can explain it to me from a technical aspect that makes sense.

In scene one, Takumi meets his mama at the harbor, and the stand-out, red building is in the waaay background, yes?



and then, the camera closes in on him, and - yikes!
that frickin', red building is closing in on him!



now, a few minutes later, toward the end of the dialogue, what do you see behind our gorgeous hero?

not what happened 'at' that day, (grammatically incorrect), but - what the hell happened to the moving, red building behind me?


funny stuff
the UNcontinuity thing, I suppose

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Slave Hunters (추노, Chuno)

Can't WAIT for this one to be translated and sent to aznv.tv
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Onmyoji / 陰陽師




A 2001 Japanese release that is based on a novel about Japanese folklore which also turned into another manga series.

I had a lot of fun with this, and I only chose to watch because it stars Hideaki Ito, my Japanese idol.

Instead of blogging in the usual style, I will instead do a photo blog that I hope will add to the fun.

There's this guy named Minamoto no Hiromasa who is innocent and kind, and he plays the flute in such a way that everyone admires him all the more.


Minamoto-san works as a court noble, and he befriends a guy named Abe no Seimei (Mansai Nomura), an Onmyoji or Yin-Yang master with amazing powers.


Every night, Minamoto plays his flute for a veiled woman who sits inside her sedan and weeps while listening to the lovely music.
Minamoto-san is in love with the secretive female and asks for at least her name, if not a view of her face.
She tells him a sad tale of unrequited love and refuses his request, insisting that she can't love anyone else and is only there to hear the enchanting flute.

Meanwhile, there's this really bad guy - Doson (Hiroyuki Sanada) - who is plotting to destroy the Mikado by casting an eternal curse upon the Emperor.


We find out a bit later that an eternal curse has already been cast by a court official from a few, hundred years earlier who was beheaded for a crime he did not commit.

Anyway, back to Minamoto-san.

He begs Seimei to help get rid of a nasty curse inflicted upon the Emperor's newborn son, the Prince and heir to the throne.
Seimei and a ghostly figure, Aone (Kyoko Koizumi), go to the palace and Seimei transfers the spell from the baby to the woman (Aone).
The baby is fine, so they leave.

Magic stuff occurs, and then later on, Minamoto again asks Seimei for help since the bad things keep occurring within the palace walls.

Seimei sets up his bag of magic tricks and warns the Emperor not to make a sound during the ceremony.


Hiding behind a shoji screen, Minamoto and the Emperor watch as a freaky woman with 3, lit candles atop her head floats into the room asking where is the emperor and his child cannot live anymore.



Seimei has set up fake straw bodies to look like the emperor and his son, and the woman at first thinks she's talking to them.
She weeps as she explains the same, sad story to the straw emperor that she had confided in Minamoto earlier.
Heartbroken, Minamoto can't believe his ears, and stunned, the Emperor accidentally whispers the woman's name -


- and the spell is broken.

Poor, sweet Minamoto.
He's heartbroken to realize that the woman he loves was in love with his boss.


But, he tries to snap her out of the spell she is cast under by the evil Doson, but she turns into this rather ugly creature instead.


He grabs her, and she bites him -


It hurts, but this is what he tells her -

eh - sexual innuendo I think

His love manages to break through the spell, but instead of smiling at the handsome Court Nobel with the sweet talent, she instead commits hari kari.


Minamoto is very sad.


so is Seimei.

Ok, so Minamoto hangs out with Seimei, but Aone warns of impending doom for the city - and before the real fun begins, she explains to Minamoto about her life.



Turns out she's, like, 130 years old - becoming an immortal after being offered the flesh of a merman (giggle).
The then Emperor wanted her to become immortal so she could guard over her lovers tomb and make sure he doesn't cause any trouble in the afterlife.
It turns out her lover was the man beheaded for the crime he didn't commit, and who also cast an eternal curse over the Emperor.
Doson got hold of that curse and wants to see it through to the bitter end.
He wants to become an immortal as well.
Doson enters the tomb, breaks the mold of the dead Prince, and unleashes the spirits of all the disgruntled, dead from an eerie graveyard, ordering them to destroy everyone within the city.



It's actually kind of pretty, watching the spirits float toward the palace -



But, this is what happens when one of the spirits enters a living body -



Seimei and Aone are running (or leaping, rather) toward the palace, wanting to rescue Minamoto before it's too late.
See, there were these two stars in the sky, and Aone realized that it meant Seimei and Minamoto are supposed to be together, and that if Minamoto dies, the world will somehow come to an end.

Anyway, Minamoto isn't happy, especially with Doson, whom he believes killed the woman of his desire.
Using a 'star' symbol Seimei drew for him and asked him to keep on his person, Minamoto affixes the star to the tip of an arrow, draws back his bow, and shoots the arrow right through Doson's head.

Alas - Doson is already immortal, having exchanged spirits with the late Prince, so the fatal shot proves to be anything but.



Doson pushes the arrow through his head, pulls it out of his mouth, and chucks it back at Minamoto, striking him in the heart.



OH NO!

Aone appears, and in a whisper-like voice, she begs Seimei to transfer her spirit to Minamoto.
She's tired after 130 years and wants a rest.

Seimei is in a quandry for a time -
does he sacrifice one friend for the sake of another?



Aone is persistent, so Seimei acquiesces and the transformation occurs rather ceremoniously, I might add.



Minamoto is alive again (yay!)

he uses a jingling necklace to snap Doson out of his hellish trance, summoning his inner spirit, the late Prince.



Doson turns into the late Prince -




Minamoto transfers back to Aone -




and the two stare at one another in silence for a time -




but, for an inexplicable reason, Doson stays as he is and butts in on the lover's reunion -



The prince tells Doson he's had enough and wants to go to eternity with his beloved Aone.
The two spirits ascend, hand in hand, in a bluish-white spiral, leaving Doson to curse his bad luck.

Seimei and his butterfly side-kick are amused






Doson isn't.
He's mad as hell now, and he blames everything on Seimei, so he challenges the fox-like Merlin to a duel.

Wire fu ensues at this point in the show, with Doson using his muscle and Seimei leaping here and there, everywhere, to avoid getting hit.

Seimei ends up at the wrong end of Doson's blade anyhow, though.



it's always a bit scary at the start, but everyone knows by now that the hero won't go out THAT quick, or that way, eh?

Seimei escapes that brush with death only to trip (maybe over the clear wire) and fall at Doson's feet.
Doson sneers as he plunges his sword into Seimei, but our tricky trickster turns into a paper doll.
This causes Doson's blade to embed into the cement ground (cement back in the day? I'm not sure - technicality I suppose)
where he is trapped in Seimei's star of spiritual good



Remember the arrow through the head?
Guess what happens to Doson in this spiritual star trap?




still, he doesn't explode or liquify or anything cool like that.
Instead, he set his neck against the sword blade and - yea - you got it - he grossly slides his way down to the ground, slitting his own throat.


yuck


Minamoto is happy, though!




so is the butterfly chick,



Minamoto and Seimei are living together at Seimei's place, and she is fluttering happily in the garden, pausing to smile when Minamoto begs Seimei not to turn her into a butterfly anymore.

THE END!
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